Tunes currently on my pandemic playlist, inspired by The ‘Rona…
SUITIN’ UP FOR THE SUPERMARKET
Get Back, by Ludacris
Posting the squeaky clean version here, but believe me, next time I roll up to Target I’ll be blasting the unedited version in my Mazda.
Move B*****, by Ludacris
Never in a million years did I expect Ludacris to create so many songs appropriate for social distancing.
Beat It, by Michael Jackson
What you sing to the person who’s been standing in front of the baby carrots for five minutes and refuses to acknowledge that you’re politely waiting six feet away.
Don’t Stand So Close to Me, by The Police
Me when I’m in Target.
I Ran (So Far Away), by A Flock of Seagulls
Me when I’m leaving Target.
WHEN YOU’RE FEELIN’ LONELY TEARDROPS
I Think We’re Alone Now, by Tiffany
Isolation lyrics at their finest.
So Far Away, Carole King
The song that plays in my head when I see all the cats I want to pet.